“I was resentful and annoyed when black men wanted to do it, but WOMEN want to do it now, too? They’re the lowest of the low!!!!!” - guy from 1916 & your uncle on Facebook

These wild accusations are coming from a guy who can afford to eat relish, pet dogs, and go to the dentist with Sam Biddle. Spare me, HamNo. Spare me with a spoon.

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Of course it is! Would you like to add it to your syllabus this semester? I grant you full permission.

My great big smell.

Yes.

When money dies, where does it go?

Because “Antonio Brown” has like 7 guitar solos and Josh Norman just bought his first Squier Stratocaster 16 months ago and he’s still learning his scales. He can do “Big Me” by Foo Fighters, though.

The New York Post covered this story this morning, but their headline said: Typical Millennial Asks For A Free Ride

Jimmy Fallon must go 4 hours without binge drinking.

If you think that’s cool you should see the newspaper throw tricks David Carr does at 3 AM every day. Legend.

What a weekend! I am disgusted by the actions of the football player men in the state of California. First CRAPONTHEFLAGOFTHEUSAernick disrespects my country, then Joey BOTHOFTHEAMOUNTSOFMONEY,I’LLONLYPLAYWHENYOUPAYTHEM gets what he wants! If Goodell was a decent commissioner, he’d send them both to jail like he did…

“And I’ll tell you another thing,” Lynch said, “New Girl might be the best damn show on television.”

That headline is okay, Dom, but I like your first draft headline better; “The Only Tool Roger Goodell Has Is Himself, Because He’s a Big Tool and Nobody Likes Him”

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Oh come on! I’m sure he’s learned his lesson over the last twenty years—“If you can’t beat ‘em, spend your whole life dehumanizing them.”

Green Bay, WI. It smells like big poop there.

Big scoop rhymes with ‘big poop.’

[A hospital.]

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