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This film was quite influential on recently deceased Supreme Court Justice, Antonin Scalia. As you may know, the man was a film buff. He watched every Oscar(TM) nominated film each year.
I like where your heads at—MY PILLOW, LATER TONIGHT!!! How’s that for a pickup line? It mixes tenses, but most women don’t understand English grammer anyways.
I like the Sprite in you, MisterDoohit.
He might be a winner today, but who knows what kind of horrible shit he could be pulling tomorrow. Athletes aren’t role models. Look at this one-act play for proof:
Like I always say, “gonna have some fun, show you how it’s done, TGI Friday’s. What a restaurant!” - Me, Professional Funny Man.
The end of the Oscar Award Winning, Martin Scorsese film, The Departed, features a shot of a rat on a ledge after a man is murdered by Marky Mark Wahlberg. The rat is (of course) a metaphor for Dan Rather, known ally to Whitey Bulger (the real-life gang star the film is based upon).
It’s never a good idea to dance on a grave. John Lennon used to dance on Eleanor Rigby’s grave at St. Peter’s Graveyard Woolton, and look what happened to him! He had to pose naked on an album cover for the whole world to see! What an embarrassment! I four one don’t want anyone seeing my private areas.
As a nice guy who has been repeatedly friend-zoned by women, don’t you think I deserve to break through the glass ceiling of sexlessness? What am I doing wrong? I’ve read so many books about pick up artistry!
If a girl says she wants to be “just friends,” but you were never her friend to begin with, does that mean that you’re ugly and you’ll never find love no matter how many books on pick up artistry you take out of the local library and also, who needs friends anyway?
Rules are made to be broken. Just ask any high school Chemistry lab teacher. If he ever followed the “no running in the lab” rule, Tyson Gay would NEVER be the world champion sprinter he is today. If you always wear safety gloves when handling chemicals, how do you ever hope to discover new skin care products or…
This is a stupid way to use Twitter.
You mean he “sweats” all over everything? Like most 14-year-olds?
Be honest, the rest of you guys hate it when Barry brings his 14-year-old son into the office. He’s a nice kid and everything, but he picks on Ley and Sean (he calls them the “emo guys”) and he gets on Haisley’s nerves whenever he calls it ‘soccer.’ Plus, he eats all the granola bars and he leaves his empty Capri Suns…
I can’t blame Kenny Williams one bit. Kids are annoying! They can’t do grownup stuff like driving cars, watching pornography, and getting tattoos. Plus they don’t even learn to wipe their own asses until they’re 16.
Nobody calls him “Drew Boogers.”
“This room is a mess! Pick up those drug tests!” I yell at my children. It’s called personal responsibility. The more you, as they say, know.
Is this statue of a wood-eating pig meant to, as they say, impress me, The Mustard? Because I’ll tell you this—it does not.
I’ve never seen a female breast on PTI, but sex, as they say, sells, and I wouldn’t be opposed to it.