FYI, Mike Wilpon from PTI is not related to the Wilpons who own the Mets. So if your hesitation is that he yells too much to be a good teacher, consider that hesitation squished.

He’s buying luxury pigs now, too? You know, if the Wilpon family were smart, they would’ve paid this young man a weekly allowance. Some might call it ‘paternalism,’ but look at Bobby Bonilla. He was a hot shot superstar once upon a time and he’s never been better. You don’t see him schilling for PokerStars.net! Teach…

Unless you are one my forty-four closest friends, you certainly were not in my wedding party!

‘Pitino’ isn’t Karen’s last name. I believe it was “Cyber.”

That question is a violation of my HIPAA rights, padanddab. Maybe you’ve heard of it? HIPAA - Health Insurance: Privacy Always Applies.

Citing a source helped curry my flavor, but I think we’re gonna have to flee to disagree on this one, Kid Carbone.

If you want to talk about the menu items at the Italian restaurant where Richard Pitino did sex with a guy named Karen, there’s a separate thread for that, Bischoff.

I knew they used aluminum bats in college baseball, but they’re throwing a rice ball now, too?

Curry is not a favor, it’s a FLAVOR. Learn the difference.

You could have said “U R a Idiot.”

It’s unorthodox basketball strategy called Four Play. Try it sometime, Judge.

I didn’t realize you worked for the New York Time!

No, his name is RICK Pitino.

His last name is “Curried” and curried foods are often spicy.

Mike Breen. The broadcaster. I was holding him the entire time!

Steph’s been hot as fire this year. I guess you could say he’s really *CURRIED* my flavor, meaning that I like to watch him shoot the b-ball.

Karen is a woman’s name. Shouldn’t this say “HER father?” What is it with you people?

I hate to be that guy but you spelled it wrong up above, it’s S-T-R-I-C-K-L-A-N-D, Rod.

DePaul has a rich history of breeding great point guards. Brad Stevens, Rod Strickland, Dick Triptow, the list goes on. I hope they make it to the dance this season.

The woman’s name was Karen, not Rick. In fact, “Rick” is rarely a woman’s name.