The woman’s name was Karen, not Rick. In fact, “Rick” is rarely a woman’s name.

It was an ITALIAN restaurant—embroiled meats weren’t on the menu.

Richard Pitino is one to talk! He did sex on a restaurant floor with a woman who wore big hats. The only difference is, he was mature enough not to put it on a Vine for the world to see. GO BADGERS!

Maybe try reading the article next time, JohnnyVegas! Some people!

If you don’t like Batman and Robin, that’s your opinion. Don’t pretend it doesn’t exist.

It’s sad that you stand with big business, Ameh, and stand against quality films like Batman and Robin, Batman Begins, The Dark Night, and The Dark Night Rinses. You are a titled to your own incorrect opinion.

4 films is called a Quadrilogy.

Then why’d you write it, Buster?

Doubtful! Maybe read the Headline next time—it’s called Batman FIVE Superman (turdboy).

That’s not cannon, bro. This suggestion is worse than the time in the first Batman Quadrilogy movie when Nolan made Bane a skinny guy who grows because of mutant sauce! Boy was I happy when he rectalfied the mistake in the final Quadrilogy installment.

I don’t know why Warner Brothers and DC are doing this. It’s an insult to my intelligence. I can’t believe Chrstopher Nolan would stoop so low after the runaway success of the Batman quadrilogy. No one asked for a fifth film about Superman the turdboy. It was the characters—the substance—that made the quadrilogy what…

That’s what happens when you have a long-term relationship like we do, Deadspin Highlight Truth Center In Secaucus. Sure, when we do sex now it goes to strange places, but that just keeps it interesting. As I always say—once you lose that spark, you’re no better than a poker player who doesn’t even enjoy the rush of…

Your willingness to pull the race card shows me what kind of person you are, airplanefood. Maybe you don’t understand subtlety so I’ll just come out and say it: you’re exactly the kind of person I wouldn’t want to be sitting next to at the ol’ poker table when the dealer’s up card is a 4, because you’d BUST.

I guess some people just feel compelled to correct others in the comment section. I clicked the little star next to your grey comment because it was so faint I couldn’t even read it and now I wholeheartily regret my decision.

I think the game you’re thinking of is Poker, Etzell1. I’ve never seen you around here before, so I’ll let you off with a warning this time.

I was talking about Cole Hampton.

I don’t know Cole Hampton from David, but it used to be that when you paid your hard-earned American money, you received goods and/or services in return. He really got burned here. But on the bright side, it certainly sounds like Hampton has something special with his wife, Heidi, in that she was open to watching a…

You could say that, but I don’t know why you wood.

I agree with Barry on this one—it’s not best practices to diagnose. The best practices are ones where you do good hitting and fielding and your dad takes you out to Del Taco afterwards and he says to you, “You didn’t embarrass me today, son, so you can sleep on a mattress tonight,” and then he follows through on his…

An expression is made up of words, kemosabe, and words carry a lot of wait.