Calling him a jabroni all you want—at least he’s a professional! He’d never split tens when the dealer is showing a bust card.

That’s the thing about poker—it’s a game of chance. Sometimes the cards make no sense and you bust ten hands in a row.

I’m pretty sure, Bulldog. I’ve played every kind of poker there is. Hold ‘Em. Mexican Stud. The other one with the seven cards. I’ve played them all.

I like the way you play, Joey. Spoken like a true poker pro.

I’ll have you know that I am very well versed on the game of poker and that this story is 103% accurate. Ask Macklemore about it. He’ll remember.

21 is the highest you can get, so even with a 20, you might not win. It’s a game of chance, as you know.

You’ve never heard of a pith boss? He’s the guy in the casino who manages the floormen who manage the dealers.

I didn’t see anyone working on the table. Don’t think the pith boss would have liked that very much, to be quite honest.

The guy in the fur coat was Macklemore the entire time!

You’re definitely not allowed to put your cellphone on the table. I was there. I know how to play poker.

I think you might be confused. It was a poker table, and there was no one calling it anything. We were just playing, as you do.

Macklemore is bad at poker.

I’m at the Venetian, playing poker with a handful of the usual types, and this scrawny guy in a fur coat walks in and sits next to me. It’s Vegas, so there are plenty of guys wearing stupid clothes, but everyone is staring at this guy. Somebody asks him what he does for a living and he says he’s an entertainer.…

DC is a bandwagon town. These people call themselves “die hard” fans?!?!

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Oh shit? Good call. I’ll fix that up top.

Cam is unstoppable! Sarah is gonna be so pissed when Cam beats the Cardinals this Sunday, flies to Seattle, dances on her front lawn, makes her daughter fall in love with him, marries her daughter fifteen months later at a small ceremony for immediate family only in Kauai, raises her grandchildren to be Panthers fans,…

I hope this message sinks in, but something tells me Eddie Lacy is going to take everything McCarthy says with a grain of salt, a 2-liter bottle of Pepsi, two pounds of mashed potatoes, a side of fried cheese curds, an entire banana cream pie, and a couple of bite sized Snickers bars, in case he gets hungry later in…

Just because I don’t have access to the world wide web, doesn’t mean I don’t know a thing or two about HIPAA. Stop redirecting the conversation!

That’s true of HIPPA, Alex Jameson, but as you can see in my comment, I was talking about HIPAA, which stands for Health Insurance: Privacy Always Applies. You should really improve your reading comprehensives.