Do you know how to count cards? It’s a highly beneficial skill in the game of poker, which my team will be playing frequently at many luxurious casinos.

Listen, a poker table is NO PLACE for children. People have stacks of money piled high, they’re smoking adult cigarettes, they are using foul language and coarse slang words for human genitalia! Leave my young relatives out of your sex dreams, creep.

I don’t like where you’ve been or what you’ve done in the past, but I believe in second chances, especially for veterans like yourself. I’m putting together a team of safe crackers the likes of which this world has never seen before. Sure, it’s high risk, and I can’t pay you regularly or up front, and yes, it’s still…

Whatever happened to accepting a gift with grace? I guess Curatolo wasn’t raised that way. He demands a receipt! He demands to know where it came from so he can return it! I just can’t believe the NFL is paying back the $4,000 at this point after the game has already been played. Say what you will about Goodell, it’s…

I just can’t believe that this many people had never heard of HIPAA. They’re lucky I’m a star contributor at this website or they’d never know about their own laws!

I think you’re confused. I’m talking about HIPAA here—Health Insurance: Privacy Always Applies—not about portable electronics. Those aren’t within the domain of the law. You could stand to learn a thing or two, SRMary.

I’m redacting my above HIPAA violation to officially state my name is covered by HIPAA and shall not be shared. I’ve notarized my monitor to make it official.

I’m willing to violate HIPAA confidentially this one time to tell you that my name is “chid” and not “child.”

That’s where you’re wrong, Sailor62. In these United States, HIPAA is always relevant, and it’s data thieves and privacy stealers like yourself that make HIPAA so imperative.

I would share my occupation with you, but that would be a HIPAA violation. Check the facts.

I take Health Insurance: Privacy Always Applies very seriously as well. It’s a shame all of these HIPAA truthers are arguing against it and obfuscating the facts.

I’ve done substantial reading, and for the betterment of this country, substantial breeding as well. I’d love to share more information about the latter with you, KBeat, but something known as HIPAA - Health Insurance: Privacy Always Applies, PREVENTS me from doing so.

I know what acrimony is, Tim Lemke—it’s the hate I’m feeling from people like you right now who want to obscure the truth!

What HIPPA stands for is privacy and security, KBeat. Or maybe you’d rather live in China, where the only privacy and security you get is when you’re dead from oppression!

Get a load of this guy! He calls me names and makes sexually suggestive comments about the female anatomy all because he doesn’t understand HIPAA!

I’m sure we agree on one thing, insolentASS, high-octane thrill-rides like the Tom Hanks blockbuster, Philadelphia should NOT be dictating healthcare policy in this great nation! That wasn’t the America Abraham Lincoln had in mind when he drafted the Articles of Confederation.

What it stands for is the protection of citizen’s health information in this great nation. If you want to challenge that, take it up with the US Department of Health and Human Services.

This is good intel, OBG. Do you have a source for what I will heretofore refer to as the “wild poker night” theory?

This is where we disagree, Jack. Not to be bi-partisan, but I don’t see how profitability and counting ability have anything to do with Health Insurance: Privacy Always Applies. Maybe that’s your interpretation of the law—it’s certainly not mine.

Listen, I’m a realist. Everyone does things they regret when they’re a teenager. Just look at those girls who stabbed that girl because the slender man told them to! Being young is about learning from your mistakes, icutrauma1.