Maybe you’ve never heard of a little something called HIPAA, which stands for “Health Insurance: Privacy Always Applies.”

I’ll give him one thing—it is confusing how a two-card 21 in poker is called a Blackjack. I can see the confusion that may cause some people.

Nothing inexplicable about the two time Deadspin Commenter Of The Year making you laugh out loud, friend.

Glad to reach a gentlemen’s agreement. The way we were going at before just wasn’t right. You’re really robbing pita to pay Paul when you have that much anger inside of you. Daps.

Poker is a game of skill and chance and he played it the wrong way and the dealer won in this instance.

I’d hate to be next to these morons in a casino. Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be to see someone that stupid try to play poker?

We’re playing a game of poker and you’re the dealer and I hit to 19 and you turned over your hidden card and it was a K and you have 20. You won at this poker game. You’re the better poker player and I am the bigger man to admit that.

Club is one of the four suits in a deck of poker cards.

Maybe not the way you play, amateur.

He’s got 36 doughnuts on his desk and he gets to eat them all by himself because he works out and stuff! I wish I were a professional athlete.

No you won’t. I’m alive now.

Some people call it Crazy 8's, some people call it Omaha Steaks, some people call it Mississippi Stud, it’s all the same game.

I don’t care what you call it where you live, in my neck of the US of A, it’s called Poker.

Thanks, fam.

I don’t think you get it....the cards go from 2 to 10 with these other ones that are like J, Q, K, A after the 10. It’s not funny anymore if I have to explain the joke to you, Dave.

So you condone this childishness? I expect people to make excuses for him on websites like legalonlineblackjack.net and forever21.com, but not here.

He was a dynamic offensive threat that changed the National Football League and inspired guys like Aaron Hernandez and Rae Carruth. RIP.

He’s right, he is a father now, not soft 17 where this sort of behavior is acceptable. Once you get to 21, you should really know how to act. I know he was just trying to have a laugh with his buddy, but sometimes it’s not okay to say “hit me.” His behavior is a pretty big bust.

“You call this clean?!?! I told you to take all of the garbage with you!” - Janitor pointing to Daniel Snyder

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