I love you forever, Tyrone.

This was the right move by Adam Silver. I have no reason to doubt that they’ll rebuild and become a real competitor in six years or so.

This is great, Rob. You did a good Deadspin here.

Because it came slightly before the golden age of television, I feel like Double Dare doesn’t get the credit it deserves as an all time great series. Yes, the reliance on the same plot points week after week could grow tiresome, but the willingness to reboot mid-series? That was a risk that paid off, without…

Andy Van Slyke, Clayton Kershaw and Yasiel Puig, is an alphabetized list of human names.

You need a telephone to make a conference call.

Carol is the name of a woman.

Where is SHOTY? Can I be SHOTY?

The Money Team.

The sex stuff this new generation is doing is out of control. Eye play?! That’s dangerous. Someone could go blind. In my day, the only kinky thing we did was watch The Mary Tyler Moore Show while making whoopie on the sofa. If you looked at the screen at the wrong time, sure, you’d climax to Ed Asner, but the worst…

Wally Joyner has had a long, successful career. He doesn’t need to tarnish his legacy with hits such as these. I feel awful for Teddy Ballgame, poor guy nearly lost his head out there.

He drives a car fast.

Let’s agree to disagree on this one, pal.

It’s so ironic that “Argue” and “Agree” contain all of the same letters. People forget this.

Flyest kind, Erg.

Chrysler Mini Cooper is the name of the car. Not Chris Cooper.

Adaptation is the name of a Nicholas Cage film.

I’m not a philistine so I refer to it as World Music, and suggest you do the same.

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“She gave it up. She looked at the town. She saw that in adventuring from Main Street, Gopher Prairie, to Main Street, Joralemon, she had not stirred. There were the same two–story brick groceries with lodge–signs above the awnings; the same one–story wooden millinery shop; the same fire–brick garages; the same…