Thanks, fam.

I don’t think you get it....the cards go from 2 to 10 with these other ones that are like J, Q, K, A after the 10. It’s not funny anymore if I have to explain the joke to you, Dave.

So you condone this childishness? I expect people to make excuses for him on websites like legalonlineblackjack.net and forever21.com, but not here.

He was a dynamic offensive threat that changed the National Football League and inspired guys like Aaron Hernandez and Rae Carruth. RIP.

He’s right, he is a father now, not soft 17 where this sort of behavior is acceptable. Once you get to 21, you should really know how to act. I know he was just trying to have a laugh with his buddy, but sometimes it’s not okay to say “hit me.” His behavior is a pretty big bust.

“You call this clean?!?! I told you to take all of the garbage with you!” - Janitor pointing to Daniel Snyder

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I love you forever, Tyrone.

This was the right move by Adam Silver. I have no reason to doubt that they’ll rebuild and become a real competitor in six years or so.

This is great, Rob. You did a good Deadspin here.

Because it came slightly before the golden age of television, I feel like Double Dare doesn’t get the credit it deserves as an all time great series. Yes, the reliance on the same plot points week after week could grow tiresome, but the willingness to reboot mid-series? That was a risk that paid off, without…

Andy Van Slyke, Clayton Kershaw and Yasiel Puig, is an alphabetized list of human names.

You need a telephone to make a conference call.

Carol is the name of a woman.

Where is SHOTY? Can I be SHOTY?

The Money Team.

The sex stuff this new generation is doing is out of control. Eye play?! That’s dangerous. Someone could go blind. In my day, the only kinky thing we did was watch The Mary Tyler Moore Show while making whoopie on the sofa. If you looked at the screen at the wrong time, sure, you’d climax to Ed Asner, but the worst…

Wally Joyner has had a long, successful career. He doesn’t need to tarnish his legacy with hits such as these. I feel awful for Teddy Ballgame, poor guy nearly lost his head out there.

He drives a car fast.

Let’s agree to disagree on this one, pal.