It’s so ironic that “Argue” and “Agree” contain all of the same letters. People forget this.

Flyest kind, Erg.

Chrysler Mini Cooper is the name of the car. Not Chris Cooper.

Adaptation is the name of a Nicholas Cage film.

I’m not a philistine so I refer to it as World Music, and suggest you do the same.

Follow me on Twitters @CHIDSPIN, friend.

“She gave it up. She looked at the town. She saw that in adventuring from Main Street, Gopher Prairie, to Main Street, Joralemon, she had not stirred. There were the same two–story brick groceries with lodge–signs above the awnings; the same one–story wooden millinery shop; the same fire–brick garages; the same…

You know what they say about assuming—it makes a butt out of “u” and “me.”

I don’t know who that Christie is, but she sounds like a real dreamboat. Is she single?

I’m gonna go ahead and assume you’re not his doctor, sailboatprojector, or this would definitely be considered a HIPAA violation.

Not anymore, pal. It says up above that it got lacerated. On the bright side, it was only his kidney and not his permanent knee.

Unbelievable that the #1 WR from both teams is out for the season with a leg injury. What are the odds?

Back in the day, soccer fights followed the Marcus Dee Queensbury rules and nobody ever died. Progress? HA.

His nights as a dishwasher at the Opry Mills TGI Friday’s really cut into his coaching time. You can’t blame the team for their decision.

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“While I was working there I was the only white employee, the rest were Hispanic, though most spoke English (this is an important detail).”

They paint the ground in tennis.

No matter how badbutt a play is, head coaches must keep their religion OFF THE FIELD, Dana 666 Hellion Pentagram Holgorsen. I’m waiting for my apology.

I didn’t have time to read the article but it is shameful that professional athletes are more focused on partying and women in provocative clothing and loud music that thumps so hard it makes your heart skip beats and alcoholic beverages served by the bottle and velvet ropes to keep out the unattractive or unwealthy…

“But has he ever smashed a shot clock in a blackout rage?” - Mark Trestman