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Peep this you yahoos and me-firsters. This is a NFL hero. Family. Maybe you’ve heard of it? In today’s National Football League, all the players want to talk about is how many Camaros they own and winning at Sega with their friends. Well I’ll tell you something, Daniel Fells is the kind of man this once great nation…

Unrelatable that’s rich maybe take a step onto my gridiron before you run that accusation my way kemosabe what subject do you teach obviously not reading comprehension because if you read what I wrote up above you’d see that the real assholes are the people who kiss their biceps and go to the government for a handout…

He’s scrawny and annoying and his me-first attitude won’t win him any friends. But I still can’t believe IK Enemkpali gave him two black eyes.

If this were 1975, that’d be one thing, but how does this continue to happen in 2015? It’s ridiculous! There’s STILL a professional basketball team in Wisconsin?

It’s called supporting journalists you care about. MAYBE TRY IT SOME TIME.

I can’t blame Grantland’s staff for struggling with the change. Have you ever sat on a warm toilet seat in a public bathroom? It’s horrifying. I’m not grossed out by other people’s germs or anything, but sweet jesus, some things are unsettling. Like when you’re eating a bowl of popcorn and you see a spider crawl out…

In corporate America, YOU have to protect YOURSELF. Don’t want to be disrespected? Make people fear you in the workplace. I’m not saying he’s a hero, but honestly, if OJ Simpson was the head coach of SC, this never would have happened.

Do you want me to keep quoting the Constitution, friend? The sixteenth amendment specifically states, and I quote, “Laws are the rules that make America great and sometimes they are meant to be broken, so chill the fuck out, bro.” Great men wrote this document. Ever read it?!?!?!?!?

Ever heard of the seventeenth amendment to the United States Constitution which states, and I quote, “INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY, my brother, now let’s get out of here and drink several barrels of ale.” ???????? Are you a lawyer? DIDN’T THINK SO.

Innocent until proven guilty and also, who are we to judge? I do all my hack work down here in the comments section, but that’s a matter of personal choice. Maybe Johnson never found his Deadspin. Have you considered that?

This is a good Deadspin, Leslie. You did a good Deadspin here.

I’m glad someone on this message board understands what I’m saying it’s a crying shame that the children aren’t the future anymore and as an educator yourself I’m sure you’ll agree that the reasons for that are bad parenting, television, the internet, movies, sex, sagging pants, sneaker collectors, bad attitudes,…

I can’t even believe they’re reporting on this. They’ve really gotten away from what made them great. I’d expect this kind of stuff from Terez Owens, but not Al.com. I know college football drives pageviews and clicks and all that, but who cares what happened in a bar when some dumb jock had too much to drink? Just…

You know something you have a point there and I guess you’re right it is better to live like a slovenly dimwit in Cushing, Iowa than like a king of the National Football League in St. Louis, Missouri have some sense and think about it clearly for once there’s something the government doesn’t want you to know which is…

I teach the class not the other way around and all those teachers who say their students are really teaching them are bad educators listen up if you want to see a pair of graphs, I have one right here that depicts internet usage over the last three decades and another that depicts good old fashioned morals and decency …

If taxpayers are gonna complain about paying for football stadiums maybe they should look at the other things their taxes pay for; fire departments they never use, cops that write chickenshit tickets, roads that no one drives on, sewer systems that haven’t been updated since the 1970’s, the list goes on and on it’s…

These demands set a poor example and a bad precedent for student athletes everywhere think about it if someone like Kam Chancellor and his shit attitude teammates can demand changes then what’s to keep this once great nation from sliding further into the Pacific Ocean that the losers call progress I have been an…

Listen my friend it was a real pick for pick situation in yesterday’s National Football League you got picked off you picked up some sweet young things but I think you missed the point of my very popular comment which is that PC thugs like you are why jobs are moving overseas because you love cheap manufacturing and…

If by you guys you mean educators who specialize in grammar, reading comprehension, and composition, then you are correct because we HAVE had our way with the pack of students we’ve educated the last few rounds but you know who the REAL sourpuss will be in forty years if the common core politicians keep sticking their…