Just like the blessed Virgin Mary all I need is one period to make my point and in my case my point was that showboating and tomfoolery are the REAL racists and in her case her point was here’s the son of the creator coming in hot so be prepared like Scar said in the Lion King and in both cases all I got to say is If…

I don’t give a good goddamn what your diction is doing nobody wants to hear it in these public forms.

Last time I checked excessive celebration is a penalty in the National Football League act like you been there before Clay Matthews, you’re a role model for children everywhere and you are acting like you never been there before and the little Millennials are eating it up I worked in the school system for thirty seven…

Leather seats make noise sure, but when you run the BIG show, you do whatever you please and the khakis are large and his to fill, so I say CONNECT FOUR, coach Tomaselli.

Who are you to believe? The man with the pants on fire and nobody likes him? Thusly the landscape of proBASKETBALL changed forevermore. Old media meet NEW media. This Deadspin made me laugh. It’s a good Deadspin.

What would you do if your best Twitter friends were owning you so bad about your personal hygiene being terrible and you being a medicine ball-shaped semi-human who likes bad things and makes terrible jokes?

I think you meant to say slip on the wrist “isn’t even a GIRTHABLE Didion.” Something that is girthable carries significant weight, you see. A Didion is an expression or saying used by the upper classes. Maybe the problem is that you are poor?

Yeah, but is he NOW?

I think you meant to say “deafening the hearer of the hot dog sandwich.” The expression is to “deafen the hearer,” like when HILLARY deafened the hearers of truth about Benghazi.

That’s some hot dog sandwich-level trolling.

Can’t wait for his tell-all biography, Final Fantasy.

I’m sure the Chicago Daily Tribune would have edited their “Dewey Deflates Truman” headline if they could have. Talk about a screw up!

“I trusted you with curating the greatest Super Bowl lineup ever, Bruno. What do you MEAN you couldn’t book Ike Turner, Gary Glitter, Chris Brown, Eric Clapton, OR Subway Jared?!?!” - Roger Goodell

Can this bread machine make bread with the mold already in it? I’m trying to be gluten free and I find it’s easier to resist the temptations of bread if I purchase an already moldy loaf each week. Once the kitchen starts to smell, I throw it out in the yard for the birds to eat. I’m wondering if it would be cheaper to…

Can this bread machine make bread with the mold already in it? I’m trying to be gluten free and I find it’s easier…

Hi Will. I have three questions:

I’m just gonna say what everyone is thinking: pizza tastes good.

I get that the NFLPA’s argument is about Goodell’s authority and not the deflated footballs. What’s done is done. This is a different issue now. I get it. But these settlement talks seem bizarre and unnecessary. I know Goodell is both stubborn and ignorant, but seriously, why is he trying to strong-arm Tom Brady into…

You just gonna let a member of the lady species say “you seem cool” and then “sike” to you, bro?

John Lennon was in Creed?

BRISCOE: “Looks like the Cardinals just got caught red-handed.”