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Can this bread machine make bread with the mold already in it? I’m trying to be gluten free and I find it’s easier to resist the temptations of bread if I purchase an already moldy loaf each week. Once the kitchen starts to smell, I throw it out in the yard for the birds to eat. I’m wondering if it would be cheaper to

Can this bread machine make bread with the mold already in it? I’m trying to be gluten free and I find it’s easier

Hi Will. I have three questions:

I’m just gonna say what everyone is thinking: pizza tastes good.

I get that the NFLPA’s argument is about Goodell’s authority and not the deflated footballs. What’s done is done. This is a different issue now. I get it. But these settlement talks seem bizarre and unnecessary. I know Goodell is both stubborn and ignorant, but seriously, why is he trying to strong-arm Tom Brady into

You just gonna let a member of the lady species say “you seem cool” and then “sike” to you, bro?

John Lennon was in Creed?

BRISCOE: “Looks like the Cardinals just got caught red-handed.”

Yeah, but for god’s sake, WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK was the game played on?

Maybe not, but you did explain why sports can’t just be a bunch of grown men wearing nothing but matching socks, running around the circumference of an elderly care center, reminding elderly men and women what a young, taut, athletic body looks like.

Never gonna happen! In any negotiation, both sides need to make confections and bring something to the maple. Roger Goodell is as stubborn as a mute, and Brady is chomping at the bitch to be redeemed. Sounds like a real stormy romance to me.

I don’t think we disagree; this man absolutely should pay his dudes. But I think you meant to say “alcoholic beverages should be BLAND inside stadiums.” Let’s not throw out the baby with the backwater here. Craft beer in stadiums is the real villain.

That’s pretty good and I especially like the way you incorporated my favorite Anne Rice novel in your punchline.

You meant to say “SLIP on the wrist.” A slip is a women’s loose fitting dress or undergarment, you see. The expression “SLIP on the wrist,” means that something is nonsensical.

He did a bad thing, but putting him behind bars is not the answer! NEWSFLASH, consuming alcohol actually increases the likelihood of violent confrontation! It’s only a matter of time before he starts drinking on the job, and then what? More fights!

You’re want to talk! The expression is “BALL someone out.” Ball is a slang term for testicles, and once again, I don’t see how Winston’s sex life relates to his edibility.

Hold your corpses. I know what “rake” means, but I don’t understand why you need to bring Winston’s past digressions into this.

Not so quick! Winston is a man’s name. You would bake him over the coals.

I think you meant to say “BAKE him over the coals.” Coals are a source of fuel that may be used to cook food. It’s sort of embarrassing that you messed up such a common saying, to be honest.

It’s Summer Camp all over again! They hate each other. They can’t stand to be around one another. They talk shit on one another until they lose their voices. They do everything in their power to make the other person miserable. That’s just how it goes. Then one night, beside a campfire, under a flannel blanket and a

Who can blame him? If I had a superhot like megahot, hot girlfriend that my god said I couldn’t make sex with, I’d be mad frustrated too. It’s tough being the best. Like Jesus said that one time, “My head hurts because of this crown.”