Another example of “rush to publish journalism.” The video and the photos prove that the banner might exist, but this story is completely lacking the money shot.
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Not surprising. Frankly, I’ve been unsatisfied with the way this entire news story has been covered. In an effort to be “first,” something very obvious has been staring the media right in the proverbial face all along. “Balls” is a slang term for male testicles!
After reading this, my very advanced 5-year old won’t stop saying the motherfucker-word and now my child’s childhood has been ruined even worse than when her mom wouldn’t let her play with a yo-yo because yo-yos are a sex metaphor and her mother was revolted by the sight of them and also me and that’s why she left us…
“I don’t usually go for meats wrapped in other meats. Turducken? No thanks. Scallops wrapped in bacon? I’ll pass. Chicken Cordon Bleu? Not for me. But one strong, young man stuffed with another strong, young man? Well, that just sounds too good to resist.” - Jeffrey Dahmer
Other things that killed the Warriors: rival gangs, police officers, drug addiction, sexually transmitted diseases, a train, stilted dialogue, and gentrification. The terrible apartments they lived in are worth millions now. Should have invested, Warriors. Should have invested.
I guess they’re still pretty close, and that’s cool and all, but there’s no need to brag about it. My little league coach was there when I lost my virginity, and the tears were in my eyes, and you don’t hear him blubbering to the Mercury News about it. “Act like you been there before,” Coach Barry would say. I did. I d…
Clearly they haven’t been keeping up on the news did you know that if you have sex with the wrong person in Detroit this sex ghost that only you can see follows you and like there’s nothing you can do to stop it even if you have a lot more sex with other people and it’ll be a total bummer no matter how much great…
“You can’t get involved and break up a fight nowadays the way lawsuits are and everything? Liable to get yourself arrested. Nah. Let’s just stand here and enjoy it. Matter of fact, get yourself a Honey Bun and while you’re at it, get me one too. Two is even better than one. That ain’t right. Look. The little one just…
“Dad?”
I’m not gonna sit here and beat around the bush. There’s an OBVIOUS cultural problem at play here. This one murders a dog. One of them thinks dressing like a Nazi is A-OK. One of them intentionally splashes molten nacho cheese all over an innocent woman. Enough is a goddamn nuff! Princes are OUT OF CONTROL.
Can’t believe Tabitha Soren, Kurt Loder, Matt Pinfield, and Jesse Camp all said no.
“These Duggar girls are in horrifying, horrifying outfits today. One of them is wearing a red onesie and she’s sucking on a pacifier!” - Tony Kornheiser in 2010
Be thankful that you’re writing this in a country that has journalistic freedom, Tim. Qatari blogs such as BuzzFeed would not allow unfiltered content of this nature!
Autocorrect mistakes can happen to anyone. Just the other day, I texted Dingo Den “Thanks for TE best sex I’ve ever had. Same time tomorrow?” Boy was my face red!
The secret for ducks is in the blood flow system. The blood in the foot of a duck remains very cool at all times, yet warm enough to keep the tissue healthy.
What’s the point of even talking about this? We all Goodell is only going to suspend Mayweather two games unless there’s video evidence.
(Maybe Google+ too, but no one would ever know.)
What is the average human life worth when measured in very delicious sandwiches? 19? 30? 100?
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Can’t believe I starred a Wenis joke.