Three people starred my post and you spelled Euorop wrong. Now whose the hater?

You make the good jokes.

In Euorop they call American baseball "Futbol" and drive on the other side of the road.

Calling Johnny Manziel an alcoholic is like calling snow white.

Another American whose too dense to no how to spell cirricolum. I can't believe this people!

Please stop owning me so hard. My feelings hurt so bad.

You didn't sight a source. I sighted a source in my post. You're post is stupid.

Your a prefect example of why spelling and grammer need to be taught in us schools, Andy S. What a idiot!

Not if its a batting avergae.

Cowboys getting away with things is nothing new. Look at history: Billy the Kid! Jesse James! That dead-eyed ginger puppet with a terribly offensive slang-name for human feces who sang to children in the 1940's! Not enough concerned parents, that's the real problem! Too much loud music and sex talk! Low pants and…

I've watched the NY Mets play baseball, and no one on that team has ever had a -4 batting average, which proves is impossible. This is why dumb Americans need the core cirricolum.

6-1o = -4, idiot.

Do you guys ever get tired of being so handsome and talented?

+1, Greg. Beautiful.

Congrats, Tim. You're a real hotshot with a taste for blood and I like the way you write things, but if this websites so great, how come I still need a computer to get the Deadspin?

Hotdog Sandwich

[Jay Cutler double clicks on Internet Explorer.]

They're right about Pelini, he's no leader of young men! Using the C-word? Using the P-word? That's exactly the kind of behavior that gets innocent raccoons killed.

No...that doesn't seem right...

This reminds me of a song!