I read it and did a double-take. The NFLPA won't stand for it. This is beyond Draconian. After all the shit Adrian Peterson got this season? They talk a big game about helmet-to-helmet collisions and reducing violence in football. And yet they're using clubs to discipline players now!?!?!?!?!!?!

That is good work.

Roger Goodell HEELED America. It goes red white and blue, not red white and YOU. Ur just jalous that Rioger Goddell is makin 40 million smackeroos and ur sum hack joruno who luvs bares and wears frurffy glasses.

"I get that he was obnoxious and had to be dealt with, but trapping him in a large net and amputating his leg seems unnecessary. A chokehold is wayyyyyy easier." - NYPD

I agree—he was a bad football coach and a terrible person, but burning him to death seems too lenient, in my opinion.

Do you ever get any mail that is addressed to commenters? Asking for a friend.

Delivery guy: I can't believe you made me come all the way out here in this snow. Anyway, here are your wings. That'll be $37.

This comment is incredible.

A good lawyer can get you out of anything—that's the trouble with the justice system. I still can't believe he got away with drowning Josh Shaw's nephew in that swimming pool.

"I DISAGREE. I DISAGREE. YOU'RE WRONG. SHUT UP. LOTS MORE. SHITLOADS MORE. YES, ON THIS TEAM. BOYS WILL BE BOYS. FUCK YOU, ELI. FUCK YOU." - Jimbo Fisher watching a NOMORE PSA.

You showed your work and your work is conclusive.

You see a meaningless photo, I see data.

Did you know that I love you?

"What's the big deal?" some people say. Liking the Bengals isn't addictive! It's a social thing! Lots of people do it! But I applaud Hawkins for taking a firm stance here. If I caught my child doing it in my home, I'd react the same way. I don't care what the studies say; Cincinnati Bengals fandom is a gateway to…

…I am artist.

Jay Sanin is a man of questionable taste. He's a Chelsea fan. Look:

Tom Brady could have been many things. An overripe pineapple. A paper toilet seat cover. A plastic Motorola Star Tac cellular phone covered in Gaffers tape on the set of Guiding Light. A pair of baby shoes, bronzed and proudly displayed on mantle for ten years before being misplaced by a moving company. A 14" Remo…

This joke is a good joke.

There's nothing funny about dogs with heart disease...unless you dress them up as puppy Mangino for Halloween.

Oh. I get it now!!!!! What an idiot I've been!!!!