+1, Greg. Beautiful.

Congrats, Tim. You're a real hotshot with a taste for blood and I like the way you write things, but if this websites so great, how come I still need a computer to get the Deadspin?

Hotdog Sandwich

[Jay Cutler double clicks on Internet Explorer.]

They're right about Pelini, he's no leader of young men! Using the C-word? Using the P-word? That's exactly the kind of behavior that gets innocent raccoons killed.

No...that doesn't seem right...

This reminds me of a song!

I read it and did a double-take. The NFLPA won't stand for it. This is beyond Draconian. After all the shit Adrian Peterson got this season? They talk a big game about helmet-to-helmet collisions and reducing violence in football. And yet they're using clubs to discipline players now!?!?!?!?!!?!

That is good work.

Roger Goodell HEELED America. It goes red white and blue, not red white and YOU. Ur just jalous that Rioger Goddell is makin 40 million smackeroos and ur sum hack joruno who luvs bares and wears frurffy glasses.

"I get that he was obnoxious and had to be dealt with, but trapping him in a large net and amputating his leg seems unnecessary. A chokehold is wayyyyyy easier." - NYPD

I agree—he was a bad football coach and a terrible person, but burning him to death seems too lenient, in my opinion.

Do you ever get any mail that is addressed to commenters? Asking for a friend.

Delivery guy: I can't believe you made me come all the way out here in this snow. Anyway, here are your wings. That'll be $37.

This comment is incredible.

A good lawyer can get you out of anything—that's the trouble with the justice system. I still can't believe he got away with drowning Josh Shaw's nephew in that swimming pool.

"I DISAGREE. I DISAGREE. YOU'RE WRONG. SHUT UP. LOTS MORE. SHITLOADS MORE. YES, ON THIS TEAM. BOYS WILL BE BOYS. FUCK YOU, ELI. FUCK YOU." - Jimbo Fisher watching a NOMORE PSA.

You showed your work and your work is conclusive.

You see a meaningless photo, I see data.

Did you know that I love you?