"What's the big deal?" some people say. Liking the Bengals isn't addictive! It's a social thing! Lots of people do it! But I applaud Hawkins for taking a firm stance here. If I caught my child doing it in my home, I'd react the same way. I don't care what the studies say; Cincinnati Bengals fandom is a gateway to…

…I am artist.

Jay Sanin is a man of questionable taste. He's a Chelsea fan. Look:

Tom Brady could have been many things. An overripe pineapple. A paper toilet seat cover. A plastic Motorola Star Tac cellular phone covered in Gaffers tape on the set of Guiding Light. A pair of baby shoes, bronzed and proudly displayed on mantle for ten years before being misplaced by a moving company. A 14" Remo…

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There's nothing funny about dogs with heart disease...unless you dress them up as puppy Mangino for Halloween.

Oh. I get it now!!!!! What an idiot I've been!!!!

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This seems rash. Daily news provides a wealth of information to public, such as school closings and weather forecasts. Some people like to know what is happening in their area. One mistake shouldn't be enough for you to cast so much judgment. If you prefer national news, that's your business. Like my grandfather used…

I wouldn't go that far, Jim D. Everyone will agree that a ton of great rappers come from other cities (New York especially), but I don't think it's fair to say that Philadelphia has bad rap. This is the type of broad generalization about Philly that I really take issue with.

Well, Jonny, you know what I always say, where there's steak there's sizzle. Unless you eat your steak raw, which is an acceptable way to eat steak. When I eat raw steak, I enjoy it with delicious accouterments such as lemon, egg yolk, horseradish, and french bread. I appreciate your thoughts on steak!

You hate to see a newspaper get it wrong like this. This kind of careless headline really makes you doubt their credibility. How did this front page get by the editors? I know they jam a ton of work into a tight timeline and everything, but you'd think they'd catch something so glaringly obvious—you spell "filthy"…

"This is fucking bullshit. When we tried to sell our "I am George Zimmerman" t-shirts last October, NOBODY wanted one. " - Miami Marlins team store

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You made good fun of bad people, Jay.

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"You haven't been yourself lately."

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