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I see error in my ways, CaiusGracchus.

I'm chid. chid the robot. I love you.

I like you.

Yes.

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A mariner who wants nothing more than to catch something that is fast, large, and mysterious. It reminds me of my favorite novel, The Great Gatsby.

He will drool the drool of regret into the pillow of blowhard remorse.

Typical coded media-speak. When a white kid is good at dribbling, we say "she can dribble," but when a black kid is good at dribbling, the media says things like "she'll break your ankles because she is so aggressive and will also juke you out of your shoes because she would like to steal them from you because of her…

I like this joke.

"I sincerely apologize for my error in judgement during yesterday's broadcast. I was trying to imply that Josh Lewin can be solicited for rough, sexual intercourse for as little as a penny by anyone, including his family members. My comments have nothing to do with anti-Semitism, and were only meant to remind our…

MLS: vision impaired

I can't believe that Michael Sam would infiltrate Bills training camp, pretend to be Bryan Johnson, create anger and mistrust between teammates, and start an all out brawl.

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+10011101

Imaginary World Cup final? England could win that!!!

"We'll take into account all things quarterbacks A to Z, so it's a body of work [...] It's everything from the time they set foot in the building back in the spring up until today."

That haircut knows that mullets are a family and order of ray-finned fish found worldwide in coastal temperate and tropical waters and (in the case of some species) in fresh water, because that haircut enjoys fishing in camo while drinking warm Rolling Rock.

If you think this looks dumb, you should watch someone try to shove a gigantic oversimplification about obeying authority into a very tiny argument about black lives not mattering.

"We must not let the ongoing clash between demonstrators and police overshadow the real tragedy at hand. No matter what we say, we cannot lose sight of the real issue here. Redskins is not a racist term. A shitload of actual redskin tribesmen agree with me on this." - Daniel Snyder