He will drool the drool of regret into the pillow of blowhard remorse.

Typical coded media-speak. When a white kid is good at dribbling, we say "she can dribble," but when a black kid is good at dribbling, the media says things like "she'll break your ankles because she is so aggressive and will also juke you out of your shoes because she would like to steal them from you because of her…

I like this joke.

"I sincerely apologize for my error in judgement during yesterday's broadcast. I was trying to imply that Josh Lewin can be solicited for rough, sexual intercourse for as little as a penny by anyone, including his family members. My comments have nothing to do with anti-Semitism, and were only meant to remind our…

MLS: vision impaired

I can't believe that Michael Sam would infiltrate Bills training camp, pretend to be Bryan Johnson, create anger and mistrust between teammates, and start an all out brawl.

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Imaginary World Cup final? England could win that!!!

"We'll take into account all things quarterbacks A to Z, so it's a body of work [...] It's everything from the time they set foot in the building back in the spring up until today."

That haircut knows that mullets are a family and order of ray-finned fish found worldwide in coastal temperate and tropical waters and (in the case of some species) in fresh water, because that haircut enjoys fishing in camo while drinking warm Rolling Rock.

If you think this looks dumb, you should watch someone try to shove a gigantic oversimplification about obeying authority into a very tiny argument about black lives not mattering.

"We must not let the ongoing clash between demonstrators and police overshadow the real tragedy at hand. No matter what we say, we cannot lose sight of the real issue here. Redskins is not a racist term. A shitload of actual redskin tribesmen agree with me on this." - Daniel Snyder

"I don't give a shit. Remember when we were kids? Wasn't that great?"

Sports can suck man? He's only a child, Tom! I just don't know how Gawker HQ is going to solve this problem; if it's not explicit images and GIFs, it's the disturbing, sexually explicit text.

"He's the rare individual for whom the phrase "living legend" feels like kind of a slight. Bigger than Jesus? Quite possibly. "

"The good old days. I don't mean when guys were hitting 70 hrs in a season, I mean when guys were hitting chicks to keep them in line when they mouthed off and chicks took care of children and knew their place and cooked and cleaned and you could flirt with them in the office without every little handful turning into…

Yes.

I'm sorry I've offended you as a Millenial. Many condolences.

This website is a comedy website, Joe. This is place for jokes.