No.

"Listen Heather, I'm gonna either have to lay you off, or [lowers shades] lay you ON. Wait...no...I mean [raises shades]...Listen Heather, I'm either going to have to lay ON you [lowers shades] or lay you—fuck, that deflated the drama—wait, leave my office and then come back in like you weren't in here already. Yeah,…

A fuck off asshole is a human anus that has been removed via anal sex.

Source?

+1, Joe.

He already had to retire young. Why would you call David Wilson names too? Some people are so rude.

His dream was to rush for 504 career yards? I hope he aims higher next time. Millenials—am I right?

"You don't understand, MOM! Mr. Jones and me, tell each other fairytales. I tell him the Cowboys will win the Super Bowl and he tells me that I keep him from aging."

He is a handsome and talented. I wish him good fortunes.

@BronzeHammer blocked me and I don't know why. I like his jokes. Makes me v. sad.

Can't believe they let Dwight Howard write the script for their Save the Date...

Don't politicians in Ohio have bigger things to worry about than LeBron-themed vanity license plates!?!?!?!?!

This joke is a good joke.

The sponsored content on this website is getting to be ridiculous.

"I'm not saying it's right. I'm not saying I support violence against women. But listen, the Cretaceous period was a different era, and Wilma never provoked Fred, even though she knew he enjoyed the occasional gay old time. " - Stephen A. Smith

Longhorns are winnin it all next year... u fuckin know it as well as i do

More Chid.

No chunky peanut butter? What kind of list is this?

This joke is a good joke.

This joke is a good joke.