Fucking shit stirrers. Sometimes it seems like they only report on things so that people come to the website and they can sell adspace.

The worst thing is how arrogant he's been about everything. You know, it's one thing to hit a woman, but to form a band in the off-season and shit-talk the woman's father in a song where you misuse the word rude? That's pathological.

#USC QB Cody Kessler orders water to drink at a restaurant. Gotta think that's symbolic. He knows that water is a colorless, transparent, odorless, tasteless liquid that forms the seas, lakes, rivers, and rain and that water is the basis of the fluids of all living organisms.

Women deserve equal rights. Gays are people. Writers should be paid fairly. The Glass ceiling is a deathtrap. You guys are worse than HuffPo.

I agree that he made a terrible decision, but let's not crucify him for it. Choosing to attend TCU was a mistake he'll have to live with for the rest of his life, Chupacabra69, and isn't that punishment enough?

Watchin House Hunters with girls is literally worse than death. One farmhouse sink, they stuck. #TheseHoesAintConcernedWithTheResultsOfTheHomeInspectionOrTheFoundationProblemsOrTheFactThatItsOnlyATwoBedroomPlusThatShitGonnaLookMadDatedInFifteenYearsAndItsOnlyASinkAndYouCanBuyOneForAnyHouseForLikeSixHundredDollars

You got a source on that?

The British Royal Family can't catch a break. First Freddie Mercury, now this.

This piece is a great piece.

I mean, I would assume that God is above average at punting a football.

There is an expression about God opening a window for each door that he closes. I bet he could punt a football pretty far.

Love is a thing you measure with your heart.

Many things.

This joke is a good joke.

You can be paralyzed by the strangest things. Just this morning I was walking down the street when I saw a teenage boy on the corner wearing a purple t-shirt that said "People Like Grapes." He looked sleepy and listless. As I approached him, he crossed the adjacent street without looking in my direction.

You never know what you'll find on faps.com. It's not for me, but who am I to judge?

This billboard is stupid. It probably can't even turn itself into a different billboard. Stupid, analog billboard.

This is dumbest thing I've ever seen. I love you.

"Watch me get blown as many times you like, I'm not uptight." - Call

Jesus had it on Twitter first.