This seems dangerous, extreme, and a little bit crazy. Who would live in Arizona?

This joke is a good joke.

Melo should be careful; bulls are strong landing spots, sure, but as non-castrated, male cattle, they may be very aggressive!

This is an unfair portrayal of Kaylee G, Barry. You cut out her response:

The front will be bare, for now.

Donald Sterling says some bad things in private and gets banned for life, but Michael Jordan openly decapitates three black men and everything is fine? It's a double standard, but I guess it's just another day in Obama's United States of PC FASCISM.

You totally clowned him there, bro.

Tom Ley's insight, humor, and likable presence are my favorite things about Deadspin...NOT!!!!!!

Don;t tll me wht 2 do. u must b a filthy librul. stooooopid.

But what if I want to make the cake for a child who is turning 9? Is there a different recipe for such a cake?

Will Clark! I've heard many terrible things about you...

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This story is a good story.

Can't believe Kevin Durant supports illegal drift racing and spelling the word "you" as "u."

His name looks like another man's name.

I think we will be very good friends, oolon colluphid.

RIP Tony Gwynn.

I hope you mean this in 1990's suburban-America co-opted, slang vernacular; the adjective "bad" was once used to identify things as "cool", "hip", or "dangerous."

This joke is a good joke.