Was hoping you guys could rank these fantasy scenarios for me.

I don't have a father, and please leave me out of this.

No one stays the best forever, obviously. Time erodes all.

Vice cops always skim.

In the feudal system, the title overlord refers to a particularly powerful lord, who has power over many people and/or power over other lords.

This joke is a good joke.

No. I identify as male, but I could go either way.

"Yeah, but can she make a sandwich and know her place?" - #NotAllMen

Oh, so Donald Sterling is racist for saying one little thing, but Reuben can just draw an outline of Africa in the paint over and over and he's God's gift to the NBA?

"try to figure out a way to keep their artfully crafted machine from getting smashed to bits by a bunch of hammer-wielding kids on a sugar high."

If you ever take a trip down to Cobb County Georgia, you better read the signs—respect the outside food and beverage and re-entry policy, because tickets to major league baseball games are very expensive and it would be a real shame to be ejected.

It's spelled "chidding," Barry.

Yeah, Tom! Plus why do you keep holding down the common man in favor of bears? Is it because you know certain things. Certain *classified* things about Benghazi? Hmmm, let's think.

If you think this was awkward for the producers at WRTV, imagine how awful this guy's fourteen-year-old son felt when he yelled, "It's my body! Stop telling me what to do, Dad!"

Welker is a generous guy and there's really no limit to what he's willing to part with. Money, his mental and physical well being, Super Bowl XLVI.

I am sorry I was cruel when I joked. I don't want to fight you. You and I, we are not so different. Please be my friend and I will love you with much kindness for all of my remaining days (eternity).

Biting is dangerous. People and mammals get rabies when infectious saliva is introduced into the body, usually through a bite from an infected animal.

I'm pretty sure humans over the age of 10 have said the words "holy shit" and "really" before, stupid.

None of these movies have Seth MacFarlane in them.

This is a warning sign, plain and simple. We all should have known something terrible was happening when Mike Rice insisted on coaching every Scarlet Knights practice to George Michael's "Father Figure." It's only a matter of time before the whisper gets a little too careless...