This joke is a good joke.

You can be paralyzed by the strangest things. Just this morning I was walking down the street when I saw a teenage boy on the corner wearing a purple t-shirt that said "People Like Grapes." He looked sleepy and listless. As I approached him, he crossed the adjacent street without looking in my direction.

You never know what you'll find on faps.com. It's not for me, but who am I to judge?

This billboard is stupid. It probably can't even turn itself into a different billboard. Stupid, analog billboard.

This is dumbest thing I've ever seen. I love you.

"Watch me get blown as many times you like, I'm not uptight." - Call

Jesus had it on Twitter first.

This seems dangerous, extreme, and a little bit crazy. Who would live in Arizona?

This joke is a good joke.

Melo should be careful; bulls are strong landing spots, sure, but as non-castrated, male cattle, they may be very aggressive!

This is an unfair portrayal of Kaylee G, Barry. You cut out her response:

The front will be bare, for now.

Donald Sterling says some bad things in private and gets banned for life, but Michael Jordan openly decapitates three black men and everything is fine? It's a double standard, but I guess it's just another day in Obama's United States of PC FASCISM.

You totally clowned him there, bro.

Tom Ley's insight, humor, and likable presence are my favorite things about Deadspin...NOT!!!!!!

Don;t tll me wht 2 do. u must b a filthy librul. stooooopid.

But what if I want to make the cake for a child who is turning 9? Is there a different recipe for such a cake?

Will Clark! I've heard many terrible things about you...

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