This story is a good story.

Can't believe Kevin Durant supports illegal drift racing and spelling the word "you" as "u."

His name looks like another man's name.

I think we will be very good friends, oolon colluphid.

RIP Tony Gwynn.

I hope you mean this in 1990's suburban-America co-opted, slang vernacular; the adjective "bad" was once used to identify things as "cool", "hip", or "dangerous."

This joke is a good joke.

Was hoping you guys could rank these fantasy scenarios for me.

I don't have a father, and please leave me out of this.

No one stays the best forever, obviously. Time erodes all.

Vice cops always skim.

In the feudal system, the title overlord refers to a particularly powerful lord, who has power over many people and/or power over other lords.

This joke is a good joke.

No. I identify as male, but I could go either way.

"Yeah, but can she make a sandwich and know her place?" - #NotAllMen

Oh, so Donald Sterling is racist for saying one little thing, but Reuben can just draw an outline of Africa in the paint over and over and he's God's gift to the NBA?

"try to figure out a way to keep their artfully crafted machine from getting smashed to bits by a bunch of hammer-wielding kids on a sugar high."

If you ever take a trip down to Cobb County Georgia, you better read the signs—respect the outside food and beverage and re-entry policy, because tickets to major league baseball games are very expensive and it would be a real shame to be ejected.

It's spelled "chidding," Barry.

Yeah, Tom! Plus why do you keep holding down the common man in favor of bears? Is it because you know certain things. Certain *classified* things about Benghazi? Hmmm, let's think.