I know! I read this and said "how is this news?" and then I was like "who cares?" and then I thought "stick to sports," but thankfully, cooler heads prevailed, because all I really wanted to know was "how far can Will Gordon punt a football?"
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It really seems like the media is at fault for this story blowing up. Sure, Roby should take responsibility for his actions. Still, we can't say with any certainty why he failed the field sobriety test. Maybe he was tired. Maybe he's really bad at reciting the alphabet. But I think I speak for everyone when I ask,…
The state flag of Rhode Island is white, and features a gold anchor in the center (a symbol for hope) and a blue ribbon beneath the anchor that bears the state motto, "Other Rhode Islanders are Assholes. Me? I'm not the problem. Fuck you. Everyone else should move." The flag is frequently depicted with gold fringe…
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This is serious discussion about the sanctity of the game and you're here making jokes?!??!?!?!?!? You should be ashamed.
Peter Wemali just wants to move forward with his career. This is a "freak accident kind of thing."
Cannot believe Jolie Kerr would support tomato soup after NAFTA. There is a trade war going on, Jolie. You think it's funny to write a well-written post/recipe about the joys of tomato soup!?!?!? I come here for serious discussion—how many Mexican farmers must die before Deadspin writes about the real issues? The…
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YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT
I like this.
"If watching a big-ass salmon smash into a big, dumb bear's face at 1,000 high-def frames per second doesn't do it for you, then I don't know what will."
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Kids these days are so spoiled. Adele still hasn't met Yu Darvish, and she's been singing about him since 2011.
What was it like working for Lancaster Estate as the youngest head winemaker in the U.S.? I bet you met so many middle-aged human women...
Stop quoting me quoting Freeman, Jay.
But the real question is, do you think they would support someone who played for a team called the Yankees?
"It's no coincidence that Aaron spent 23 seasons attacking a white ball with a baseball bat."
"224 College Athletes You REALLY Need To See To Believe!"
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