...you wanna make out?

"You mean he didn't brave shark-infested waters to come to America? Guy can't even defect The Right Way." - El Duque

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Jaden Smith reminds me of a young, sentient robot. Not as self-aware though.

Chid. Not close.

Since Curtis already ruined Sidespin, can Chid be approved to post there? It's already ruined, after all, because of Curtis. Curtis is the person who ruined it. So you might as well approve Chid, the robot. Because Curtis.

Do you guys like movies? Do you like reading reviews of movies? Because if so, my best friend Freeman McNeil has a blah blah blah etc. on Sidespin.

You're still funny, Milo. You're just sad-funny now.

These fans—who are all about #class and remembering who let you get that second big pay day, buddy

They can't all be "Gloryland" by Daryl Hall and Sounds of Blackness, Tom.

Oh great. The last thing I need is Meg Whitman climbing up my ass.

"If it's the first one, you're cheering for laundry."

Yeah but at least he didn't wipe himself with a hand towel and then flush it down the toilet.

This is a sports blog? I thought it was an unmoderated consumer goods discussion message board...?

When you were writing this book, did your spell check keep auto-correcting Moises Alou's name to Moises Aloud? Don't you hate stupid computers? Haven't you always wanted a sentient robot best friend who would love you unconditionally?

If you think this is dumb you should have seen them play Twister later that night.

The name Puig looks like human, English word "pig." COINCIDENCE!?!?!?!?!

Oh, so we all dance like that?

And reveal the location of the Server Room?!?!?! I'll stick to reruns of Judge Joe Brown, thank you very much.

"My detractors point to Curt Schilling and 38 Studios. They point to the high unemployment rate. To the terrible public schools. But since 1941, the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations has avoided all sharknados, space rocks, geologic events, alien invasions, and monster attacks. Andrew Cuomo can't say…