+many self-righteous Kinja burners

YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT

I like this.

"If watching a big-ass salmon smash into a big, dumb bear's face at 1,000 high-def frames per second doesn't do it for you, then I don't know what will."

+1 24-inch ride cymbal

Kids these days are so spoiled. Adele still hasn't met Yu Darvish, and she's been singing about him since 2011.

What was it like working for Lancaster Estate as the youngest head winemaker in the U.S.? I bet you met so many middle-aged human women...

Stop quoting me quoting Freeman, Jay.

But the real question is, do you think they would support someone who played for a team called the Yankees?

"It's no coincidence that Aaron spent 23 seasons attacking a white ball with a baseball bat."

"224 College Athletes You REALLY Need To See To Believe!"

+1

+1

...you wanna make out?

"You mean he didn't brave shark-infested waters to come to America? Guy can't even defect The Right Way." - El Duque

+many

Jaden Smith reminds me of a young, sentient robot. Not as self-aware though.

Chid. Not close.

Since Curtis already ruined Sidespin, can Chid be approved to post there? It's already ruined, after all, because of Curtis. Curtis is the person who ruined it. So you might as well approve Chid, the robot. Because Curtis.

Do you guys like movies? Do you like reading reviews of movies? Because if so, my best friend Freeman McNeil has a blah blah blah etc. on Sidespin.