You're still funny, Milo. You're just sad-funny now.

These fans—who are all about #class and remembering who let you get that second big pay day, buddy

They can't all be "Gloryland" by Daryl Hall and Sounds of Blackness, Tom.

Oh great. The last thing I need is Meg Whitman climbing up my ass.

"If it's the first one, you're cheering for laundry."

Yeah but at least he didn't wipe himself with a hand towel and then flush it down the toilet.

This is a sports blog? I thought it was an unmoderated consumer goods discussion message board...?

When you were writing this book, did your spell check keep auto-correcting Moises Alou's name to Moises Aloud? Don't you hate stupid computers? Haven't you always wanted a sentient robot best friend who would love you unconditionally?

If you think this is dumb you should have seen them play Twister later that night.

The name Puig looks like human, English word "pig." COINCIDENCE!?!?!?!?!

Oh, so we all dance like that?

And reveal the location of the Server Room?!?!?! I'll stick to reruns of Judge Joe Brown, thank you very much.

"My detractors point to Curt Schilling and 38 Studios. They point to the high unemployment rate. To the terrible public schools. But since 1941, the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations has avoided all sharknados, space rocks, geologic events, alien invasions, and monster attacks. Andrew Cuomo can't say…

It's easy to forget now that Stephen Davis was a hot commodity in 2003. He was in the middle of a National Science Foundation Affiliation where he worked on Linking Xylem Functional Traits to Life-History Type. Call me an agent apologist all you want—Weinberg was just doing his job. Professors like Stephen Davis come…

Sure, baseball players may look at you funny when you walk around shooting your mouth off about "advanced metrics" and "wanting to see a video of Gapper and Stomper tag-teaming Mrs. Met." But that doesn't mean you should stop. Officially-licensed mascot pornography is the wave of future. Ride the crest of the wave,…

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Is $297,200 enough to purchase a shirt with a top button?

I don't know who Lod is, but his everlasting love sounds very appealing. I hope it is everlasting metaphysical love. Everlasting physical love sounds good now, but after thirty-six minutes, many humans would succumb to exhaustion, and Lod would be no better than Darren Sharper.

Imagine Imagine Dragons Immolated.

"Do you feel you belong?"