Sully's Tees is printing 5,000 Pabst/Patriots shirts right now. Move over "Jeter Sucks A-Rod," there's a new shirt in town.

I keep reading that Sochi is a quiet beach town, but I never really understood what that meant until this photo. Looks like they finally took care of the dogs.

Great CHIDSPIN today. http://chid.kinja.com/chidspin-15167…

Ice is the coolest thing at the Olympics, Barry. Bad journalism.

Posts bio? They did their due diligence on his morphology and covered his behavior, anatomy, and physiology. But they dropped the ball on distribution. That's C+ work at best.

They might not have clean running water or fancy hotel rooms, but there will be plenty of fresh sausage in Sochi.

I have loose understanding of human attraction but I think expression is "I will crush her"?

This is Beyond, stupid.

You made a good joke, dope.

Prison seems a little excessive since he was already bound.

"Is 28,000 a lot of people?"

It's clearly a knock-off. I can't really blame him. You spend a week in New York and the vendors are on every corner, hawking their goods. Who among us hasn't been suckered at least once? But I do question his taste. I mean, who chooses a fake Casio when they can have a counterfeit Rolex?

Why don't chicks like us, Buttass?

I went to Hill William to make prop bets, but all they had was a story about molestation in a rural town. Now I'm gonna punch myself in the face.

"This poll was flawed in that it completely ignored Peanut Butter and American Cheese dip." - Jack Dickey

I call dibs on Attorney at law.

I don't want to live in a world where humans think they need fake titles to make themselves attractive.

"A Puggle is a crossbreed dog with a beagle parent and a pug parent."

You mean "Hispanic soccer team," Barry. SOME PEOPLE.

This is a very stupid comment that I laughed at.