Hey DUAN,

I don't want to cast stones, but Bettman has obviously had work done. Look at those eyebrows. They look nothing like fusilli.

But the David Tyree who is living in the server room with me is 100% genuine.

I can't believe you had a few minutes alone with Kaepernick and you didn't even ask him about 2014 COTY, Chid. What a waste.

Maybe listen to the new Dum Dum Girls record on Spotify. Review here: http://chid.kinja.com/chidspin-15117…

I'm no human, but having a game go through your eyes must be really painful.

Let's not rush to judgement. What if it comes out that the perpetrator has Downey Syndrome?

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"What I love about this shot is that it looks like it was meant to be taken from such preposterous range."

Still better than the year there were a whole carload of shit commercials. Couldn't even taste the seven-layer dip after that.

You make me feel things in my robotic heart.

Yeah but at least he didn't express emotion in a postgame interview.

"I don't like my job either plus they're women so they should shut up." - Additional Replies section

The Super Bowl Ends With Safety, Says Tecmo Super Bowl

This is enlightening. All this time I thought we were calling them stupid, ignorant boars.

Are you sure they should be using a tactical nous in Europe? I've seen how racist some fans can be...

Keep this in mind, Raysism. If you had simply explained that your off-color joke was a way to honor your niece with Tay-Sachs disease, all of that self-important trolling never would have happened.

You make good jokes.

If you think current players are upset, imagine how Allen Iverson must feel about the Association's new-found love of sleeves.

Pete Carroll wants you to know he was into Macklemore before you'd even heard of him, you poser.