This is a comment that made me laugh.

Ill-advised? Maybe. Still much better than Chief-on-girlfriend/Chief-on-self violence.

Mexico could do a lot worse.

"What are your thoughts on Hans Gruber, Midfielder from FC Augsburg in Bundesliga?"

"Which isn't to say she's not good enough to win."

He's one tough bastard. I quit the labor studies program at my college the first time I saw crowning.

You could have been president. Now look at you.

Manos: the hands of Great.

Harbaugh is gonna be pissed when he finds out what nonchalance is.

When a glowing green object appears in Roswell, there are bigger problems than a forest fire.

I like this song, Reuben. You make good things.

Fat A-Rod in a Tapatio photo shoot.

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FIRST THEY LET SARAH SILVERMAN CALL YOU A SPORTSFAG. NEXT THEY TRACE YOUR IP ADDRESS. DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN BARRY SENDS THE DEADSPIN GESTAPO TO COLLECT YOUR GUNS!!1!1!!!

Big deal. I stole my friend's Jaguar in 1993 to party all night too, but I brought it back after 3 hours because he only had Kasumi Ninja and Syndicate and both of those games suck.

The only shots I'm afraid to take in my driveway are shots of Goldschlager, because what if a Division 1 college recruiter walks by while I'm taking them and he sees that I drink and decides not to offer me a scholarship? Then I'll never meet girls or play in the tournament or go pro or get the endorsements I've…

Can't blame the Yankees. I'd also break the bank in a surprisingly fungal offseason.

Reading signs while driving may be smarmful to your—

All the earmuffs in the world won't drown out the boos he'll hear on the sidelines in Cleveland.

They're also calling previous Browns head coaches. Mangini and Crennel said no, but they're still waiting to hear back from Blanton Collier and Nick Skorich.