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Charles Barkley can only truly play Peer Pong with Karl Malone, Dikembe Mutombo, Dominique Wilkins, Reggie Miller, John Stockton, and Patrick Ewing.

You vote with your self-important interpretation of morality.

You could use an over-the-counter product that contains benzoyl peroxide and salicylic acid. You could wash gently, twice a day with mild soap. But I find that the best way to treat whiteheads is with kindness and respect.

And Dan thought he could avoid this treatment by staying single.

How did he get the horses to pose for the FC Dallas drawing? Animal cruelty.

Whatever. Pabst has been terrorizing Brooklyn for years.

If I got to vote, I would vote for Bob Costas to be dressed as a baby and fed puréed carrots by Bud Selig, because that's my favorite. As a fan, I mean.

Tom keeps the football on his mantle, right next to a Raymond Carver and Geoffrey Rush-autographed issue of Playboy.

We're calling horizontal stripes "in style" now? Haven't you learned anything from watching Access Hollywood, Tom?

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Why use a whisk when you can accomplish the same results with a fork?

Why let Deadspin readers decide ur HOF vote? Its not a sports site- just for ppl too insecure to admit they'd rather watch Access Hollywood.

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They were voted for based on their body of work, not their dicks.

Some people think that wearing a print of a co-star's remains is "poor taste," but Carmelo's hoodie of Amare's contract is as high fashion as this sweater.

The furniture of the NFL Playoffs could look very different, too. Tan microfiber? Is it 1996?

Ecstasy is an amphetamine that can induce a feeling of euphoria and intimacy. Spence reportedly walked around the party asking people to "Kiss me, beneath the milky twilight."

This is serious business. Point shaving is no Miner Threat.

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