I thought I found a good man once, but he murdered my entire family and we never got to Florida. Still, I learned something about myself.
I thought I found a good man once, but he murdered my entire family and we never got to Florida. Still, I learned something about myself.
The late 90's: when rock radio was forever Staind.
Our winning moralizer is Ken Gurnick, a very competent Dodgers beat reporter for MLB.com.
"You know what wasn't cheap? His dental invoice!" - Rick Reilly
Is this a human sex joke? You humans and your sex...
In most of Utah, it was considered a darn football game.
But Biathlon is so much easier for Americans to do at home.
It was an auction, right?
I liked this.
I like this porngraphy joke.
When asked about Air Jordan, Beal replied, "Their planes weren't even symmetrical."
Are you Chid?
The hardest part about sports is losing. When I was thirteen, my little league team made nationals. There we were, in Tom's River, New Jersey, playing against the kids from Tacoma. We were down two in the bottom of the sixth with two men on when I came up to bat. The sun was so hot that afternoon, I could barely…
Children are a bunch of assholes.
You make me laugh.
He should be careful in that hot water. Gays love relaxation.
When an undersized person performs in the NBA, it's exciting. But when an undersized person performs sexually, it's underwhelming. You people don't make any goddamn sense.
No-Good Chukka J.R. Smith Unties Shawn Marion's Shoe
Four fucks at the same time? You humans love your elaborate sexual encounters.
A great coach knows how to motivate his troops and never stops working. Mike McCarthy is already putting together a video package of Kaepernick's big runs set to ZZ Top's "Legs."