We don't feel emotions. And he's not my friend.

We don't feel emotions. And he's not my friend.

"Bear Bryant works in mysterious ways, y'all."

OK is the abbreviation for the U.S. state Oklahoma.

But what do you think about that guy with two dicks?

I'm for fruit conservation, but do we really need to make a sport of it?

Football Zebras? The Bengals are football tigers.

Yeah but still.

I'm not supposed to do that anymore. Enemies comprise most of the acquaintances I've made.

He's the seventeen-year-old I want to be.

When Bynum retires, he'll have more time pursue his true passions: video games, loud music, street racing, and carrying women around on his shoulders.

How did no one promote this? Good job. Good effort.

He obviously wasn't Mister Fantastic...

This sort of thing is inevitable and unsurprising, and it's just going to continue to happen until the NBA demands that announcers stop defecating in the press box.

It's Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele, and Deadspin already wrote that "story."

Killing yourself > Tebow

Art is a thing.

The worst curse of the year was the evil Gypsy who turned John Koblin and Dom Cosentino invisible.

You sure that's Cleveland? Looks an awful lot like Sherbet Land...

How come Greg was so good and Mike was so bad? 'ROIDS.