Leonard Little will show you the proper way to execute, Rams.

Chid.

To lie is when a person, animal, or object assumes a horizontal or resting position on a supporting surface.

Terrible news. The only silver lining is that the liquid chacuterie est très délicieux.

Comical is the word that best describes the above comment.

Joy is a feeling of great pleasure.

He wears a lot of clothes.

You throw a tantrum with your entire being.

Cry-Baby is a 1990 musical romantic comedy film written and directed by John Waters.

You're wrong about Hickey. His primary contribution was a handsome neck beard.

But you let your girlfriend cook and clean, right?

You use your back to do things.

I know for-profit prisons are controversial, but $260 million is a small price to pay to keep guys like Ray Lewis, Chris Berman, and Curt Schilling away from society.

Spiderman fighting Batman? New friends to talk about Mario Kart 64 with? A blossoming friendship with a professional athlete? All of my childhood fantasies are coming true!

His back? First his collarbone, now this.

The Oilers play in Edmonton, stupid.

Rough two years? Everything has been shit for the Minutemen since 1985.

As usual, Paul Pierce is robbed of the respect he deserves.

But how do I clean up all these hypodermic needles?

Chris Smith hasn't taken any shots yet.