I can’t find it yet, but there has to be an image out there of Patton Oswalt in Big Fan with his sheet of notes.

So, by ‘rotary’ you mean a ‘roundabout’? I’m not judging, I just want to know if we’re on the same page here.

My profession requires that I attend town meetings. The kind of person who shows up for every single one of them voluntarily is far worse than radio callers.

“Have a catch” sounds British.

All sports radio callers are bad, but can I submit “Guy Who Literally Wrote Down Every Word Of His Terrible Rant And Is Obviously Reading It On Air” as the shittiest of all?

I an see how you don’t like people who complain and scream a lot...

Remember when the energetic and youthful part of the GOP base was centered around Meghan McCain who was like “Yeah, gay people should get married. Why should I care?” That was supposed to be the future of Republicanism. Instead we got the Tea Party opening the door for actual neo-Nazis.

Nothing is free? I have a whole spindle of old AOL CDs that says otherwise.

I say “doggie.”

No. Man, you know the answer is always and forever going to be no. Stop fucking asking, you are never allowed to use that fucking word.

To answer the question posted by the headline, “flushing my career down the toilet because I’m a moron.”

All together now...”IT’S ONLY WRONG WHEN A DEMOCRAT DOES IT!!!”

Whenever he isn’t working, I see Sean at my Church. Sure, he says some incredibly stupid things, but I’ve seen him organize multiple feed the homeless drives, and he was one of the few parishioners who was openly welcoming of the homosexual couple that just joine——hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Holy shit! I’m…

Well this is embarrassing.

I see how it is. When you tell everyone that pregnancy is horrifying, you get a major corporation to take action. When I tell everyone that pregnancy is horrifying, I get banned from my local Gymboree.

A pair of helpful Miami fans eventually disentangled the fight.

“When you have man brain or are not capable of empathizing properly with women ... to find that empathy, it requires some sort of vigilance”

I dunno, how about don’t corner women and show them your dick. pretty easy imho

Joe & Megyn should check their facts. Hillary Clinton did go to those states. And she had a clear message. She states her campaign’s data showed that they were covered in Wisconsin, but if she found out they weren’t she would have been there more.

It’s not like the Democrats are without sin.