No, but I wish you were.

How about this part? Is this part Sexual Assault-y enough for you?

There’s a time and a place to discuss the sometimes meaningful differences between various forms of sexual misconduct.

Apparently not, and that’s precisely the problem.

You may be the only one who considers that a joke.

I hope you are, because that shit is not okay and it is not funny.

Sting, one of Flair’s greatest rivals

The bad news is that with our traffic they won’t actually get here until 2021.

Spaceology.

That sex cult run by Scarlett Johannsen, Penelope Cruz, and Jessica Alba.

I have a soft spot for the Almighty Bob and his followers in Mostly Harmless (HHGTG).

But Terry Pratchett’s Small Gods is my absolute favorite take on the recurring theme of gods created by belief and how religion functions. May we all be humble, or find ourselves returned as a tortoise without our divine powers.…

Best religious philosophy me know come from fencing teacher in Game of Thrones: “There only one God. God of not having cookies. And only prayer we can offer Him is: not today.”

Ha ha! Christianity! I am so edge!

I was kind of hoping that the Star Trek religion from that one Futurama episode would make it in.

Okay, I’ll bite. Examples?

Calling men they hate “Chad”....I can’t help but be reminded of The Root calling white women “Becky.”

I’m not sure if this has been mentioned, but the general consensus over at Reddit, so far as I can tell, is that the final straw leading to the ban was that a frequent contributer to /r/incels went on /r/LegalAdvice and posed as a woman, asking what would happen to her assailant, legally and procedurally speaking, if…

I hope there were a million Cutting Edge references on that show.