Also, Ted’s kids were rolling their eyes at their dad telling them the story of how he met THEIR DEAD MOTHER. 

Hehehehehehehe

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.…

I saw this movie about six months after I had weight loss surgery, and Christ, Steve Rogers’ instantaneous physical change hit way too close to home for me.

MALLORY!  BOOKS!

Speaking as someone who would have happily parted with up to $50 for one of those replica Pan Am flight bags Urban Outfitters was selling 10 or 15 years ago, I’m...slightly less confused and overwhelmed.

I have no idea which of the three people in the header pic is a clergyman.

The hell Dusty was more notable than Bert Fischer.

Still not ringing a bell.  Literally all I can remember is the cartoon logo.

Fine, but what is that nervous fella who’s always in his movies supposed to do for a living?

Hmm, not as I recall. She was “cured” of it after she had it for 10 minutes?

Were there plans to keep Senator Stern around as a Senator Kelly-esque figure that were dashed by Garry Shandling’s death, or was he always a one-off character?

She is, but I’m still waiting for a future movie to acknowledge the powers she was given at the end of IM3.

I can’t really compare it to Dominic Cooper’s portrayal, since I’m woefully behind in the MCU and have only seen it in Captain America, but anyone who says John Slattery playing Howard Stark as Roger-Sterling-meets-Walt-Disney isn’t awesome is lying.

I think I’d rather watch his appearances in Unnamed Ice Show For Kids from Blades of Glory that that scene ripped off.

I don’t remember what the fuck Captain Jim & Pedro was, but I support a Tim Meadows cameo.

Probably the same person who cast her in an arthouse flick at the height of her instability opposite noted adult film star James Deen.

I’m not saying I want it to be be cancelled, I’m just saying that if it was cancelled, cancelling it at the point where Jimmy officially turns into Saul would be better than cancelling it at the end of any prior season.

...and also not that far off from the prayer that’s actually said before each race.

Hm, yeah, James Marsden’s hair was the best part of Anchorman 2.