It really only works in areas where the second car to order doesn’t cut in front of the first car to order.

Well, maybe not an organized one, but if a family orgy just happened to break out on the arena floor...

Why did Green Goddess dressing suddenly become a thing a few years ago?

(1) yes, and you have to get the spicy chicken tenders, so amazing.

Pederasty wasn’t hilarious then, either. Hence the title card before the sketch that stated that Canteen Boy was of legal age and not actually a child.

Your name should be BILL CHICKEN!
....This is my wife, Hillary.

They went out for a night on the town with some twentysomethings, Cam wanted to go out with them the next night, Mitch didn’t, Mitch realized he was being an old man and went to the bar to meet Cam, who needed to be taken home and put in bed.  It was the best storyline of the ep.

(1) When is this magical time where Jay DID care about his appearance? In the pilot, he wears a velour tracksuit to a youth soccer game (complete with sight gag where he struggles to get out of a lawn chair).

Say what you will about this ep (it was terrible), I’m fascinated by the idea of a gay-friendly C&W bar located somewhere in SoCal that also functions as an expat bar for Cam.

Christ, neither Cam nor Mitch belong with Pepper.  Ronaldo is the closest he’ll get to someone who grounds him.

He managed to not singlehandedly ruin Muppets Most Wanted, which I wasn’t going to not see just because he was in it.

I thought she was condescending and more interested in being Meadow’s best friend than actually helping.  I’m not sure writing her a recommendation to a university in Seville or Barcelona or whatever would’ve been the best path forward if she’d known the whole situation, and I’m not sure she as a therapist should have…

It’s a crazy idea, but it just might work.

Even Mr. Carlin thinks he’s a quack.

He had Pussy on the brain.

Yeah; lest we forget, he fucking dated one of his patients after encouraging her to break up with her boyfriend in the first or second season.

The worst therapist is probably a tie between Meadow’s and the one who was bragging about his ties to the Jewish Mob.

Yeah, that movie makes me understand why some people think Del Griffin is the real villain in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.

That GIF is hypnotic.

I thought he was playing guys who looked like Hef and Larry King, since he looked annoyed each time it happened.