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How I Met Your Mother doesn’t age very well. The original show did have likability on its behalf but in the 2020 lens there’s just humor that doesn’t work. The core thing you need to remember is that Ted wanted to be married and find the love of his life.

“Who names their kid Cricket?”

The upside? You’ve seen the whole series and it doesn’t end on a cliffhanger...

I think this idea that TV execs have that they can just copy and paste successful sitcoms while changing one word of the title so they can have two successful sitcoms is sufficient reason to fire all TV Execs into the Sun.

May I pitch, ‘How I Met Your Uncle’:

And, in a move that makes the show absolutely pointless, the episode ends showing a framed picture of Frank holding newborn Cricket.

The raccoon corpses were hilarious, but I was somehow even more impressed with her reaction at the council meeting. “Is this MS13?”

The roommate seems totally nonchalant about it. It’s like she’s seen enough drunken vomiting to pay it no mind.

The projectile vomit at the end was obviously Miller Coors.  

Oh my God. That pile of raccoon corpses. Haven’t laughed so much in quite a while.

I loved everything about those council meeting scenes. Absolutely hilarious

“No, the entirety of North America.”

My wife and I were howling when Laszlo and Nadja attacked the couple in the park.

I think his point is that without them mentioning that they are on Staten Island, it doesn’t feel like anything special. Maybe that’s part of the joke. But it could have been the same city in New Zealand for all I could tell. Scenes included “creepy vampire house, generic city, generic park” etc. 

Stuff his carcass with rats and marionette the shit out of it?

This ‘Staten Island ‘?, it is a seat of power in the new world?”

Or Ray Fucking Purchase.

This is fashionable now? People have been putting me on for years for the express purpose of laughing at me.  Everything’s comin’ up Milk Carton.

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His “K-Strass” yo-yo morning show appearances are hysterical.

Glad he’s recovered from being stuck in that scuba gear.