Still, Burger King > McDonald’s any decade!

Comedies about terrible people are hit and miss for me. You’re the Worst is one of my favorite shows, but I gave up watching It’s Always Sunny several seasons ago after binging the first few seasons and getting really burned out on their awfulness.

I know we’re heaping a lot of praise on Seth McFarlane for “calling out” this stuff, but can we at least acknowledge that this was the same ceremony where he sang “We Saw Your Boobs” to all of the actresses in the audience?

“Anyway, Donald gets wind of it and steals all their food.”

Ham and butter sandwiches are definitely A Thing. My grandma used to make them, and “jambon beurre” sandwiches are found in basically every sandwich shop in France.

He can just trade in the soy sauce for a younger version like he does with his wives.

I fully expect to see an AP Wirephoto with Trump holding the chopsticks above his head like antennae joking he gets “better reception”.

Good. The Richard Spencer/Charles Murray/Breitbart type of racist wants desperately to be cool. Their entire modus operandi is trying to rebrand the image of “racist” from toothless hick into cool pop culture leader. (These guys are all either failed comics, screenwriters, or academics). They want to be Stephen…

Why would you be confused about why a known racist was writing for a nazi website?

I don’t want to get tied down in speculation.

It’s just not the same without LeVar Burton. 

Just because you were in a shitty union doesn’t mean you can extrapolate that all unions are shitty.

“I’m as pro-union as anybody”

ON THE BASS, DEREK SMALLS!! HE WROTE THIS!!

Washington should go back to playing “Hail to the Redskins.” You never hear that song anymore. Why is that?

Cotton-Eye Joe. (You hear me, Colorado Avalanche? Fuck this song, fuck you for playing it, and fuck Joe Sakic with the giant turd from the poop letter this week.)

- The National Anthem before NFL games

Songs that should never be played again, an incomplete list:

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

Find a different song. Any other song, man.