Yes, yes, #NotAllComicBookNerds

Don junior will still be around in fifteen years. I’m not sure that having a hot young wife will be much to his benefit, though, since the federal system doesn’t allow conjugal visits.

I’mma let you finish, but it is clear in Wonder Woman that Diana (and probably other women on Themiscira) is bisexual. Her dialogue with Steve Trevor indicates that she is familiar with physical intimacy and she lives on an island with no men. Marvel is still behind the curve in that regard.

I know you are striving for satire, but... like, have you met comic book people?

“After a fan mistakenly wrote that the same Valkyrie from the comics, whose buxom figure was being called canon by said butthead”

*sigh*

I’m surprised he took her trick-or-treating at all considering Republicans don’t like taking handouts.

Since these are the Trumps another good lesson would be to tell Chloe to take a good look at the girl trick-or-treating next to her because that will be her stepmother in 15 years.

Donald Trump Jr. is going to teach his kid about socialism by giving half of her candy to some other kid who stayed home.

or the Dre Day fridge

I don’t know, isn’t that a lot like jerking off before sex?

Last guy, D. What the fuck! Isn’t the whole point of going out that everyone can get what they want?

Trump totally knows the words to the National Anthem. He always sings them.

“...Written by Francis Scott Key, one of our absolute heroes.”

This article completely missed the Cobra Kai costume. The best part of that whole sequence

I loved all nine episodes, but I am sorry... how does someone who listens to The Smiths, The Clash, etc. NOT immediately recognize someone dressed as Siouxsie (of ‘and the Banshees’)?!

As someone old enough to remember being a shithead kid in 1984, a couple of things really stood out to me about this scene.

I liked how every thirty seconds or so you could hear glass breaking.

It brings to mind the fate of “the living statue” from Hot Fuzz. I read this article and all I can think of is “FOR THE GREATER GOOD!”

I just don’t believe that that’s a statue of Anton Yelchin. As support for this belief, I offer that it looks nothing whatsoever like Anton Yelchin.