“We can take a joke.”

Personally I like the way Her made the street scenes look like the future by the cunning trick of... filming in Shanghai.

The best fictional treat is Turkish Delight, because no way was Lewis talking about that crap-ass candy that Brits ate at some point.

Brontosaurus burger. And that huge rib that tips Fred’s car.

This is why bachelor parties have typically been shifted to the week or two prior, not the night before.

They got married before I met them, so I wasn’t there for this, but for a couple we’re friends with, the guy was still drunk from the night before at the beginning of their wedding. If you look at the pictures, you can see he’s still kinda glassy-eyed and just not quite all there.

I will use only the finest butters and oils.

Hot take: Wish You Were Here AND all of Dark Side > Another Brick in The Wall

i once went to a wedding where the bride was so hungover from the night before she spent the entire reception puking in the bridal suite and missed the entire thing. like, they just had the reception without the bride.

Came here for the Floyd. I am normally against the children’s choir too but that song is a classic and anyone who thinks it is bad should be thrown off the edge of the Earth.

that’s the baby’s home. you stay outta there, you had your turn

hey, you can’t always get what you want

Guys watching pregnant women porn online, muttering to themselves, “yeah, knock that fetus in the forehead with yo dick”. No, their skulls aren’t formed yet and that’s dangerous.

As a doctor, one of the benefits is having whatever pharmaceutical rep who wants to sell their product, bring lunch to the office on a regular basis. After plowing through more Portuguese ribs and garlic shrimp than one man should handle

Yes, having a pregnant/lactation fetish is weird. Argue with me all you want about not judging people for what they crank off to, but it’s just god damn weird. That’s a god damn baby in that woman, and you’re INTO IT. And that’s the baby’s milk, not your milk, get your mouth off those udders. Keep it to cows.

“By the way, fuck “The Living Years.” I remain firmly against any rock song that uses a child’s chorus.”

"This is the type of part I get? Fuck you, Jobu."

"I'm gonna go write the review, write the review."

The AV Club has a program to employ headline writers of promise but without the necessary means for a necessary means for a higher education.

It was written by Jimmy Two Times.