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As a touring musician in Heavy Metal Band You Don’t Care About, we had a show one night on tour at a pretty cool venue in Cincinnati. Three hours before the show, both locals dropped and the show got cancelled. The local that dropped due to an illness let their Facebook fans know their show THE VERY NEXT DAY was still…

But how did ‘Devin speaks’ get out of the greys? It’s his first and only comment..

“So true. Like the time Chris Henry fell off a truck and died”

What the FUCK is this? Who the hell even talks about Buffalo and New York City in the same breath?

Wow I’m shocked we got through so many WYTS articles before seeing a butthurt super-fan show up! You’re missing the joke my dude. Early condolences in your wild card loss this year!

Christopher Hitchens summed up Carl Paladino perfectly when he called him a ‘provincial thug.’

YOUR 32 PART SERIES LAMBASTING EVERY TEAM IS ONLY BIASED AGAINST MINE!!!!

Way to prove everything he said

You know how Buffalo is kind of like the little brother city of NYC? Or Pittsburgh is Philly’s little brother? Or Dallas is always little brothering Houston?

Having not heard of Nippert Stadium before (my only trip to Cincy was for one day on a business trip and I stayed over in Kentucky for some reason, and I don’t follow UC football or Cincinnati FC), I looked it up on Wikipedia. Here’s how the stadium got its name:

Holy shit, when did SB Nation commenters get here?

I’d be excited about your riveting 17-6 loss to KC in the divisional round, but to be honest with you, I don’t think you will see anybody in the playoffs.

How many years has WYTS been going on? How do people not understand the premise?

“See you in the playoffs”

What is it that makes “who dey” such a shitty sports thing/chant/phrase? I can’t put my finger on it but I hate it more than most of the countless bad phrases out there. Coming from an OSU grad/Columbus resident who has to hear insufferable O-H-I-O call and responses from frat boys and hillbillies year round. At least…

Unsurprisingly, our fans are among the most difficult, intransigent, hyper-defensive individuals on the planet. I would say talking to them is like talking to a wall, but walls don’t interrupt. I would say it’s like talking to a child, but children have the capacity to learn.

Resume fodder for when he applies to perform for some dictators ugly daughters sweet 16th.

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