The world is a vast and mysterious place.

I mean, I do not understand the Kap situation. Does anyone know how much money he’s looking for? Shit, lets just say he wants to be the highest paid 2nd stringer in the league. Shouldn’t about 20 teams be blowing up his phone?

I notice folks are already out there concerned about the feelings of Miami Cubans because Kaepernick wore a Fidel Castro t-shirt.

Tannehill hurt his knee today and it sounds serious, so maybe Miami will be looking at Kap.

Quick question: how many teams could Kapernick sign today and be the Week 1 starter but the team won’t do it because it’ll make people sad and say and do dumb shit on social media?

So, reading the reader mail entries there and I realized something.

I can’t fall asleep on planes because i know as soon as i do, someone’s gonna stick their fingers in my mouth.

The Jacksonville Jaguars are the Tiffany Trump of the NFL. It sounded like a good idea at the time of the birth but now more than 20 years later, even its own family wants to forget its existence.

Yeah, but really, we all live in Jacksonville, don’t we?

Someone’s racist against mediocre white quarterbacks.

The entire article could just be this gif and it would convey more than any number of words ever could.

The Voyage of Dawn the (Water) Treader.

I enjoy how the Jacksonville installment in this series is always just as much “Why Your City Sucks” as “Why Your Team Sucks”. I could name 100 cities I want to visit in North America, and Jacksonville wouldn’t be any of them.

The Jags are known more for this gif than for any sort of success.

I hate to tell you this, but there’s a free shuttle from the Millenium Garage and dumps you out right at Soldier Field.

There is literally no better feeling in the world than when I dropped the Bears as my favorite team. Not my divorce from a soul sucking marriage. Not when I left the worst job ever to teach kids with disabilities and found my true calling. Not the birth of my niece or my nephew. Not the fucking Cubs World Series.…

McCain is still an opportunist; he jumps in at the last minute and gets all the praise.

It’s because conservatives have been so effective in convincing Americans than public health care is for Communists.

People I did not expect to save Obamacare, ranked: