Olympic Stadium in Montreal was built for the olympics, and had a janky open/close roof, same as this new stadium. It’s not exactly a slam dunk, but it sorta works.

“Um, excuse me?”

You’d keep your asshole clenched too if you were indiscriminately fucking that many people.

I guess they’re waiting for the NFL head of officiating to accurately define what constitutes a “construction move”?

“Hey”- Munich.

Wow, Montreal really did transfer all of its “hosted the shittiest Olympics ever” bad karma to Atlanta.

Odds are 28:3 that this ever gets finished.

Maybe through 3 quarters, but trust me, it gets real easy to score at the end of the game.

I miss the day when a Deadspin headline with the words “Megatron’s Butthole” meant I’d get to see what Calvin Johnson’s asshole looks like. :/

And yet Megatron’s butthole still isn’t as tightly clenched as the Falcons’ were in SB 51.

Use proper spelling, capitalization and punctuation, or else I will skip your entry and then kick you into a river.

He was wearing a Cubs hat.

Guy at a Sox game said to me once “buddy, you’re not supposed to put ketchup on your hot dogs in Chi-town.”

Worst city nickname locals never use HAS to be “Frisco” for San Francisco. It’s only SLIGHTLY less annoying that it’s “the City” to locals (like somehow being 8-square miles built on a trash dump is superior enough to be “THE City” but whatever).
Also, correct take on chocolate and peanut-butter. I can’t get my wife…

Chi-town is never used by locals.

“Ladies and gentlemen, a winner has been chosen for today’s giveaway. And the 1997 Pontiac Astrowagon goes to the fan sitting in seat number 0001...Governor Chris Christie!”

He’s fat. The joke is that he’s fat.

Can o’ corn for the gov...

“Nice to see him get from the beach here to the ballpark...”