6 girls planned to beat the shit out of their classmate. This wasn’t a sad accident. This was murder.

9-11: The Orioles last 20 games a national tragedy!

But I heard the high school girls keep staying the same age.

“That was fugazi,” Johnson said

I am assuming he wanted to write an article on an actual hockey game.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

It was designed in foresight.

Nice one, Leno.

Jesus I hope that sterilized him.

-1, unarmed black teen

You forgot this

What? So it looks like a car?

Oh Im sure this will function properly and not catch on fire

I mean, it's no 700 ft. marble race, but it was all right.

Plus they we’re being very mean to the lucky fan with a microphone

“This is Philly, this is not somewhere else in the NHL....Have some class.”

Rough morning? jeez.

Listen, these kids might be fucking racist morons, but its also possible one kid was trying to be edgy and funny and the rest followed suit. Its a fucking group text, they aren’t burning crosses.

#GetLukeACharger