I’m sure Bernie is keeping abreast of the latest developments of this kidnapping.

I take it all back. Chris Sale is an imminently reasonable person. Those uniforms should be a war crime.

I am tired of this negativity. Deadspin always sees the glass as 19/31 empty. I choose to see it as 12/31 full.

Gary Anderson tried to catch a flight to say goodbye, but he missed it.

“I’ve got just the boat!”

Having Tweeted, Schefter offered his condolences to the Green family by coming out of the bush outside the hospital room window and saying he was sorry for their loss.

Reminds of that time I was trying to take a routine shit in the toilet and I misjudged it and shit directly into my own mouth.

I have nothing to add, I just wanted to post this again.

Correction: GQ’s Drew Magary.

Modest is hottest, as the Mormons say

His clone probably wrecked him.

you’re safe, it’s not a sex tape.

That’s because they’ve been having coups once every 10 years for about the past 50 years to keep the Islamic fundamentalists down.

They were Western Conference Finalists. How is that not worthy of a banner?

“We can’t go to North Carolina. They’re socially backwards and perverted for their stance on what goes on in the bathroom. Let’s go the Penn State.”

Depends how you look at it — some say the Warriors are experts on choking.

Thanks kinja

This implies you’d rather eat a Graveller and a Golem before a Geodude. And an Onyx. And somehow a Magmar. And somehow a Voltorb and an Electrode. And a Magnemite and Magneton. What I’m saying is you have an impressive stomach.

replace “study and find work” to “physically dominate children” and I think you’ve nailed it!